Instant TV Mount is a same-day install crew with a sodium-amber van and a 12-minute reply promise. One photo, one make-and-size, one postcode — that's the whole intake. Fixed price by return, mounted by sundown.
Most installers want a form, a phone call, a "we'll call back tomorrow". We replaced all of that with a photo. You take it, we read it, we send a fixed price, and our installer is at your door by sundown. The intake is the appointment.
A short menu, on purpose. Six installs cover ninety-five percent of the rooms we shoot. Each one is a flat price; the on-site reality is the only variable, and we hold the fixed price for it anyway.
Studs found, anchors matched, screen levelled twice and trim-cord drop down to your console. The everyday install — the one we shoot most. 32" to 85".
Pull-down or generous-tilt bracket to bring the screen back to a comfortable angle. Heat-aware hardware; on gas fireplaces we measure surface temp at peak burn before placement.
HDMI & low-voltage routed inside the wall using a code-compliant kit. Power relocated behind the screen so nothing shows between TV and console. Drywall, patched and ready for paint.
Swing, tilt and pivot brackets for the rooms where the sofa just isn't where the stud is. We test full range of motion with the screen mounted, every time.
Soundbar bracketed under (or above) your screen, audio routed through the cord drop or the wall channel. Bring the bar — we bring the bracket and the patience to align it true.
Moving the TV to another wall, room or apartment. Dismount cleanly, spackle the old anchor holes ready for paint, re-mount in the new spot. One visit, no scars.
The whole loop, from your photo landing in dispatch to the drop cloth folded back in the van, fits inside an afternoon. No multi-day quote cycle, no "we'll call back tomorrow". The intake is the appointment.
Photo of the wall, the TV make and size, and the postcode. Whatever's easier — message, email, or the small form. Phone shots are perfect.
Within 12 minutes (during dispatch hours), a real human writes back with a fixed flat price, the two next open slots, and any small clarifying question.
Once you pick a slot, the installer texts you the arrival window — usually a 90-minute band, same afternoon for any snap landing before 3p.
Drop cloths down, screen up, range of motion tested, cables hidden, packaging out with us. The afternoon ends with the room how you wanted it.
These are the exposures kept in the dispatch log. Refreshed at the end of each month — never an aspirational number, never a marketing one.
A page from this week's contact sheet — the small thumbnails the dispatcher reviews before scheduling. Names and details are kept off; the rooms speak for themselves.
CONTACT SHEET · ROLL 06 · SATURDAY · 24 OF 24 EXPOSURES
Unprompted notes from the prints that came back this month. Names shortened, sent with permission. We don't ask for reviews — these were sent on top of the invoice.
"I sent the photo at 11. The reply came at 11:09. The van was outside at 2. The TV was up by 3. I'm still a bit surprised."
"They quoted from a single phone photo. The price didn't change once on-site. That doesn't happen with anyone else we've used. Bonus: cables genuinely invisible."
"Sodium-amber van pulled up forty minutes after I sent the snap. I haven't had service this fast since takeaway. The mount itself is perfect."
Photo of the wall, the TV's make and size, your postcode. One snap, one fixed reply in 12 minutes flat, one same-day visit. The hardest thing about today's TV install is taking the photo.